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The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 186ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,103 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

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